Spreading the Truth of the Legal Founder

Every painting demonstrates there must have been a painter.

Every building demonstrates there must have been a builder.

Or several builders, but ultimately one chief architect.

The point is, all things only ever have one single cause. 

Laws exist. Therefore all laws must have only one single ultimate LAW-GIVER.

And the most perfectest law ever given to humanity is the Constitution of the United States.

Thus it is obvious to all that the US was created by a single perfect eternal entity, the Founder.

It is further obvious that the Founder, knowing citizens would break the laws, sent his son, who is also legally himself, to the US to be brutally murdered in the most horrific way imaginable, in order that the citizens might be redeemed in his eyes, which are also perfectly just.

All law breaking looks the same to him. That's how perfectly just he is.

So to be forgiven all your law breaking, you have to confess to murdering his son.

It isn't a lie because, to him, all crimes are that crime.

He's perfect. And perfectly just.

But if you confess to this specific crime that you didn't do, and agree to worship him personally, and also send 10% of your monthly income, then, as a FREE GIFT, he'll forgive you.

If you don't, though...

Our perfect and all forgiving Founder might just deem it necessary, for the purposes of his perfect justice, to judge your soul illegal, and in the great hereafter, instead of spending forever in his books of infinite census, you'll be deported.

Protect your eternal citizenship. Ensure your family's legal afterlife. Accept the Founder's loving and merciful judgement today. After all, that's a lovely soul you've got there; it would be a real shame if something were to happen to it.

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